cant stop thinking about when my coworker ran out of milk during a rush and ran full tilt toward the back fridge yelling I NEED WHOLE I NEED WHOLE. you and me both brother
"I've been thinking about" something I've thought of for 5 seconds
"it just occurred to me" this has been bugging me for 11 years.
Years ago I overheard (eavesdropped upon) a telephone conversation between a public parks official and a golf course owner.
Parks Official: No sir, you cannot
Parks Official: No. They are a protected species
Parks Official: You CANNOT shoot them
Parks Official: Or poison them, no. Or trap them
Parks Official: If you like, we can-- no, I'm it. I'm the ranking official here. There's nobody above me. My boss? You mean... the governor's office? Sure, I guess. Okay bye
After he hung up, he gave me this thousand-yard stare before answering my unvoiced question.
"There's a flock of flamingos at the 9th green disrupting golfers. He wanted permission to go out there with a shotgun and take care of matters, but sensed there might be... legal ramifications. So he called us."
I laughed. "Does that happen often?"
"Oh, we get calls like that a couple times a month."
Country clubs should be burned to the ground and their golf courses turned into community gardens i am 10000% serious
Was golf created for the sole purpose of hoarding ridiculously large amounts of land just to brag about how little they use it?
Yes, literally.
Your enemy is not the flesh. It's entropy.
People love to talk about the immortality of the machine, but I'm a mechanical engineer, so I know they delude themselves. Most machines are far more mortal than flesh.
How long does a machine last? A car is a very solid machine, expensive, precision designed, and you're lucky if you get more than three decades out of them.
Your enemy is not the flesh. It's entropy. It's the death knell of the energy imbalance. If you want to live as a complex machine you will, by necessity, generate a great deal of entropy until your machine breaks irrevocably.
You want to be immortal? Then don't worship the machine, worship the stone, the forest. Seek that which is either simple enough to never know death or diffused enough to accept every death.
Is it too much to ask for the flesh to generate a little less entropy
Sorry buddy that's the cost of being a complex being, comes with the territory.
How do you feel when you meet someone who has the same name as you?
Unphased. You don’t care.
Excited/amused. You feel a sense of kinship with them.
Threatened. You must now prove yourself as the superior bearer of the name.
Your name is very rare and this never happens so you would simply be in shock
A different song the busker plays (Not “Cusp Of The Ignition”.) Music set to 0. SFX and Voice at 10. Is it also one of Serval’s or someone else? (If it’s someone else, that expands the Belobog music scene.)
obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
help a latino nonbinary sibling recovering from a s/attempt with rent and their credit 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇻🇪
Hi everyone I'm sorry for doing this again I've been spending all this time healing and it's been a bumpy ride, if you don't know my story feel free to message me, the short version of the story is that i suffered from a benzo withdrawal at the beginning of this year and i try to attempt towards my own life, I'm still going to therapy and we've been trying new meds because I've been very depressed, my doctor and therapist still tell me I am not able to work even tho I'm looking for one because i need financial stability
i need help paying next month rent that's due for next week and also paying my credit that i use to pay for my therapy appointments, house bills and my own groceries because my sister gets very mad when i ask her for food so if i want to eat i need to buy my own food
please if you want any proofs or have any questions talk to me, i got lots of friends who can back up what's happening to me
Any help is appreciated thank you 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈❤️
0$/650$
(please don't tag has don*ti*ns! also i can't receive personal payments because I'm from Latin America and that option is not available for us)
230$/650$ July 2nd I can't stress this enough if I don't have money before the 5th I can get into a lot of troubles with my landlord, my sist and my bank agency so please help me with a rb!!